tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post873772594233585889..comments2024-01-10T11:21:38.863-08:00Comments on SACRED DIRT: THE WRITER GAMES, Part 2: LugeFaith Prayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09711135740295281493noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-77993946164437033552010-02-12T15:04:33.906-08:002010-02-12T15:04:33.906-08:00As my father was famous for saying:
WARNING: Pare...As my father was famous for saying:<br /><br />WARNING: Parental Guidance Suggested<br /><br />Cold as a nun's left tit on a Saturday night.amywatsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01438893411062389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-87296216288937105442010-02-12T09:00:57.327-08:002010-02-12T09:00:57.327-08:00Finally thought of my first one
Cold as the Thank...Finally thought of my first one<br /><br />Cold as the Thanksgiving turkey after my mom's prayer.Mariahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08486229494857124106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-44289648789958152492010-02-11T11:22:08.203-08:002010-02-11T11:22:08.203-08:00cold as a "Titch's Wit" in a brass b...cold as a "Titch's Wit" in a brass bra on the shady side of an ice berg.<br /><br />not original...i heard that about 30 years ago and i've yet to find a colder description of cold.a dash of scrapshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00363037106552831141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-52162065733223185482010-02-10T22:48:00.173-08:002010-02-10T22:48:00.173-08:00My blood turned to glacial sludge when I read my &...My blood turned to glacial sludge when I read my "Writer Games" entry: I misspelled "fourth". What am I, new here? And with Martha scanning, always scanning the horizon, looking for strays, nimrods, lingo bugaboos, and fuzzy notions. I'll do laps.Richard Jesse Watsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16526212532259535346noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-39171478842320768182010-02-10T21:16:11.788-08:002010-02-10T21:16:11.788-08:00Mariah, I liked that you "cracked up" ov...Mariah, I liked that you "cracked up" over the baby's butt. Very nice!Faith Prayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711135740295281493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-38935572981901169302010-02-10T20:43:28.997-08:002010-02-10T20:43:28.997-08:00The one about the Eskimo baby's butt really cr...The one about the Eskimo baby's butt really cracked me up. I will try and think of some good ones.Mariahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08486229494857124106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-91801955311260205682010-02-10T12:57:25.367-08:002010-02-10T12:57:25.367-08:00Jesse, ha ha!
Cold as an ice queen's sphincte...Jesse, ha ha!<br /><br />Cold as an ice queen's sphincter.<br /><br />Cold as an Alaskan popsicle.<br /><br />Cold as a penguin's nubbin.Martha Brockenbroughhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00921299935406060841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-48691775156306535592010-02-10T12:29:25.482-08:002010-02-10T12:29:25.482-08:00Hi Faith,
I love your contests and the answers peo...Hi Faith,<br />I love your contests and the answers people are leaving. (and I still get shivers about that movie and I didn't even follow it with a trip to the Middle East--yikes!)<br /><br />My three:<br /><br />Cold as the gatekeeper's eyes.<br /><br />Cold as a night on a glacier.<br /><br />Cold as her grandmother's fingers.Tricia J. O'Brienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05993110400088806252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-38183041575790796962010-02-10T07:11:25.737-08:002010-02-10T07:11:25.737-08:00Ooh, folks! I feel so, so, what's the word I&#...Ooh, folks! I feel so, so, what's the word I'm looking for? Not hot...<br />Great chilly entries so far!Faith Prayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711135740295281493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-41610211473970430282010-02-10T06:17:26.263-08:002010-02-10T06:17:26.263-08:00I only have one- and it took me all night to think...I only have one- and it took me all night to think of it-<br /><br />"cold as a porcelain toilet seat in a glacial wind!"Julia Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03577906856043143102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-21495383434238138382010-02-10T02:20:38.295-08:002010-02-10T02:20:38.295-08:00Here are mine -
cold as a man who has forgotten h...Here are mine - <br />cold as a man who has forgotten how to smile<br />cold as the book that does nothing to you<br />cold as the botoxed beauty who never smiles because she's scared of wrinklesNatashahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00481081735923606868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-35059349559172158802010-02-09T23:18:24.525-08:002010-02-09T23:18:24.525-08:00I'm as corny as Kansas in August, I'm as c...I'm as corny as Kansas in August, I'm as cold as the Forth of July on Pluto.Richard Jesse Watsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16526212532259535346noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-66746107873333200412010-02-09T18:16:49.237-08:002010-02-09T18:16:49.237-08:00Hi Faith,
I noticed that you are reading The Midwi...Hi Faith,<br />I noticed that you are reading The Midwifes Apprentice. I thoroughly enjoyed that book, and hope that you are too. Its ending was so satisfying. As cold as an Eskimo Babys Butt in the midst of a diaper change...brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13904861373566950461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-71779948788450862102010-02-09T18:12:51.209-08:002010-02-09T18:12:51.209-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13904861373566950461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-11321201621886671462010-02-09T16:53:27.965-08:002010-02-09T16:53:27.965-08:00Cold as a bikini in a blizzard
Cold as a scream a...Cold as a bikini in a blizzard<br /><br />Cold as a scream answered with silence<br /><br />Cold as a shadowed alleyLori Van Hoesenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11536346032676413753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-32226651906918898942010-02-09T16:24:34.040-08:002010-02-09T16:24:34.040-08:00Can I tell you how much I love your paperclip Olym...Can I tell you how much I love your paperclip Olympic-like rings? Love them! I will try to play...must think...must think...Cuppa Joliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15917576466379786147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-23497926826148194112010-02-09T14:43:54.020-08:002010-02-09T14:43:54.020-08:00Here are my three -
cold as a politican's dre...Here are my three -<br /><br />cold as a politican's dreams...<br /><br />cold as her feet on his back...<br /><br />cold as the doorway where you left me...Jan Morrisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01771180344305042855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-70421624027800116802010-02-09T09:55:14.294-08:002010-02-09T09:55:14.294-08:00Yeah Jesse, I was a little fuzzy on how to present...Yeah Jesse, I was a little fuzzy on how to present incomplete sentences. I remember watching that movie before the trip to the Middle East. It probably saved us from a life of crime, kept us disillusioned teens scared out of our gourds. Thanks for your cold contributions. I will have some interesting images seared in my brain forever now. Thanks.Faith Prayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711135740295281493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-73983720461555968192010-02-09T09:44:59.606-08:002010-02-09T09:44:59.606-08:00should it be "....cold as" since these a...should it be "....cold as" since these are all incomplete sentences? (Martha just felt shivers, I bet)jesse joshua watsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14441261515223503565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4913717431702479722.post-71699217029348186612010-02-09T09:41:53.413-08:002010-02-09T09:41:53.413-08:00(Let's just get this one out of the way, shall...(Let's just get this one out of the way, shall we?<br />Cold as a Titch's Wit.)<br /><br />Cold as the day you walked in wearing your daughter's dead kitten as a scarf. <br /><br />Cold as the bottle of beer leaving rings on the desk of the custom agent as the duck tape starts to lose its grip on the parcel in your pants. <br /><br />(That one was for my dad, who made me watch Midnite Express the week before taking us to the middle east.)jesse joshua watsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14441261515223503565noreply@blogger.com